Welcome to the internet lyrics - Songtext von Bo Burnham

We've got a million different ways to engage Welcome to the internet! Artist name should be included in the title.

A bit of everything All of the time Apathy's a tragedy And is a crime Anything and everything All of the time You know, it wasn't like this Not very long ago Just your time Right the fell, '99 This was catalogs Travel blogs A chat room or two We set our and our nights Waiting For you, you, you Mommy let you use her iPad You were two And it did all the things We it to do Now look at you, oh Look at you, you, you Unstoppable, watchable Your time is now Your inside's out Honey, how you grew And if we together Who what we'll do It was the plan To put the in your hand Hahaha Could I you in everything? Put your cares aside Here's a tip for straining pasta Here's a nine-year-old who died We've got movies And doctors and fantasy sports And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings Of all the different characters In Harry Potter fucking each other Welcome to the internet! You may posses everything in the off-line world.

Online, the phrase took on a more exclusionary point of view in a January 2000 blog post by redpaw.

You, insatiable you Mommy let you use her iPad; you were barely two And it did all the things we designed it to do Now, look at you! A little bit of everything all of the time Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime Anything and everything, all of the time Could I interest you in everything all of the time? Es war schon immer der Plan Dir die Welt zu überlassen Hah hahahaha.